Oh, Elton!
Elton, Elton, Elton.
It seems a week doesn't pass where you simply cannot resist opening
your Wang-ready mouth to belt out the unsolicited insults against anyone
and everyone.
Now, once again bashing The Madonna on being 'past her prime' and
'looking bad?'
Dear, please do buy a mirror (and a clue) with your royalties. (I know it
won't be new money because it's been forever since you've produced
any music of note.) You seem hopelessly trapped in another decade, dear,
even as your bloated gut and pasty skin and sagging bad looks barrel into
the future.
You haven't been relevant nor interesting in so long, hon, and I just wonder
how long your diva-tantrums and all-purpose ridiculousness can carry you?
Sucking off Rush Limbaugh, bashing other more-talented musicians,
daring to rent a child to pass your insanity on to, looking dreadful as
hell (are you back on the stuff, again?)...it's all quite sad. Too bad you have
no PR person or consultant to save you from the embarrassment.
Please, honey-child...do us all a favor; Go back in the closet and lose the key.
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