Get Off My Damned Radio!

Okay, seriously--Taylor Swift just needs
to stop fucking dating, all together.

Obviously this girl is a total shit magnet,
or a clueless whoring mess,
or a glutton for punishment,
an immensely bad judge of character,
a massively codependent psycho...
I dunno what,
and I don't give a rip.

Since she's filled an entire library with
moan-and-groan songs about how her
latest (in a string of hundreds) men
'done her wrong,' I kinda think she's
got a damned problem of her own,
regardless.

But I really want my radio back,
Taylor-free. Devoid of news,
devoid of song, devoid of barely-legal
D-R-A-M-A!

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